Phelps
Chris “Phelps” Smith comes to us after a two week stay in China, where he won an outstanding 8 gold medals. Unfortunately, all the shiny metal in the world won’t be enough to fix that face. Phelps does little more than swim, eat, sleep, and sing accapella music. People like him don’t have time for class.
Voice Part: Bass… sort of.
Position: Power Forward
Year in Chords: 2
Major: International Relations
Summarizing fact: Phelps likes sports.