The Spartan Dischords of Michigan State University


Pants

Pants

Lance “Pants” Kinstner is a Textile and Apparel Design Major right here at MSU. He loves fashion, calling it quote “fabulous.” He will be seen in the next season of project Runway (he is the flamboyant white male designer, there can’t be too many of those). Named for the pants he designed himself, his name will probably change once he finishes the new dress he’s been working on.

Position: Vice President

Voice Part: Solos

Major: Secondary Education English, Mathematics

Year in chords: 2 1/2

Future: Look at his face. One day this man may be teaching your children. Good luck sleeping tonight.