Spartan Dischords

Americans.

Tickets for our BIG SHOW this Friday are going fast.  Really fast.  Like Swine Flu fast.  Get them while you still can here

When you go through the process you have to click RIGHT or LEFT because the middle section is all sold out already. Don’t ask us why the Wharton Center does it like that. We have unconfirmed reports that the place is run by Canadians

At the concert we will be raising money for Grant Rumley.  He’s going to the West Bank to promote peace or something.  We dont really know.

We have an AMAZING opening group: The Girls Next Door.  Literally.  We are not effing lying.  The Girls Next Door will be singing at our show.

After Party. Singing. Laughter. Liberty. Guns. Freedom. America.

Justice. Liberty. Equality. This is America. And the Spartan Dischords would like to pay homage to our homeland in their big spring show, Spartan Dischords Present: Stimulus Package. The Dischords have no doubt: you will be stimulated. The concert will feature laser shows and a brief appearance by our President. This concert is for the people. Never Forget. Bring us your sick, your tired, your huddled masses. Bring your families.

The show will take place on Friday May 1st at 7:30 in the Pasant Theater.  Student Tickets are going for 6 American Dollars.  You can get them by clicking here.

We love this country and we love each and everyone of you.

On a side note, if you have access to a living bald eagle please contact us IMMEDDIETLY at spartandischords@gmail.com

Hey Statesmen and Ameriwomen!

Guys, we are so psyched for Friday and we hope you are too. We haven’t eaten for the past 6 days, just due to excitement and a recent spinach scare. But we have news. So here’s the deal: We’re almost sold out. So if you haven’t got your tickets yet, get on it. But wait, there’s more. Dischords snagged 30 tickets from the Wharton Center for friends and we’re selling them at a reduced price. Oh yes. So, if you still need a ticket, electronically mail the Dischords at spartandischords@gmail.com, and if you need 5 or more, we’ll hook you up with a deal! Wow! OK!

We can’t wait to get stupid with all of you at the afterparty.

The Dischords.

PS We would like to extend the Jonas Brothers wishes for a speedy recovery. Last night, the Brothers Jonas were in a terrible, firey plane crash and lost all of their appendages. Hannah Montana was killed instantly, but Miley Cyrus escaped unscathed. Weird… but thank God, ’cause she has a great show on the Disney channel, but we can’t remember who she plays.

Guys! Girls! Miley Cyrus!  Listen up.  We’ve got a show coming up on Friday, February 13th.  It’s called Guns and Roses.  It’s gonna be good.  It’s at 7:30pm.  It’s at Fairchild Auditorium.  Tickets are still available.  Those are at WhartonCenter.com.  They cost $5.50 for students.  That’s not a lot of monies.  We can’t wait.  We are psyched.  There is an afterparty.  It’s at 336 Oakhill.  We have an opening group.  They are Indiana U’s Ladies First.  They are attractive.  

This has been facts in sentence fragments.  Enjoy your week.  See you at the show.

After one of the most challenging deliberations the Dischords have ever faced, the group came to a conclusion.  We’d like to congratulate Jeff “Roadhouse” Harrison, Peter “Boo Radley” Root-Wiley, Sean “V” Coyle, and Chris “Phelps” Smith as they are now tenured members of the Spartan Dischords.  

We’re optimistic about next month’s concert, and can’t wait to put on a great show.  Stay warm and remember:  Dischords love you!

My Fellow Americans,

This week is a big deal.  No, the new Jonas Brothers album is not out yet.  If it were, we’d have to cancel our auditions!  We’re having auditions Thursday, January 15th in the MPB starting at 5:00pm.  All you need to be a Dischord is an interest in good music, to be a member of the Glee Club, and to have a love for Kevin Jonas (Joe Jonas is cool, too).  

To audition, you need to have a verse and chorus of a song prepared a capella and your best joke ready to go.  The Dischords will also have you sing some things of their choosing.  So come one, come all!  Call backs will be held either later that evening, or the following day.  

February 13th is fast approaching and that means the Dischords have already started loading their “love guns.”  Guns and Roses will be presented at Fairchild Auditorium at 7:30pm on Friday, February 13th.  Tickets are already on sale and going fast on WhartonCenter.com.  Check it out, and the Dischords can’t wait to entertain you and your family!

The Dischords have been working really, really hard lately.  I mean, kicking out all those toys for boys and girls all over the country is not easy.  We’re tired.  We’re sick.  And only the Elves get health benefits.  But we’re excited.  Our Holiday break is ending with a trip to Traverse City with our friends the Accafellas and the Dicks and Janes from the University of Michigan.  So if you’re in the area between January 7th and 10th, keep an eye out!

Today ‘chords ran out to Eustace-Cole and sang for the Honors College Christmas Party.  It was a great time, and we loved meeting all the really smart kids.  Half of the members of Dischords are in the Honors College, in fact.  That makes Dischords the smartest organization on campus.  Ask any one of us! We sing real good, Daddy!

Join the fun and inappropriate laughter of the Spartan Dischords, a subset of the MSU Men’s Glee Club.

Auditions are January 15th from 5:00pm to late in room 102 of the music practice building.

Auditions include

* A verse and chorus of a song
* A few vocal exercises (sight singing, pitch matching, etc.)
* The best joke that you have

Callbacks, held either the night of Janurary 15th or 5:30pm January 16th (in the same room) and consist of another verse and chorus of a song as well as some accapella singing with the Dischords.

**Note 4:10pm-7:00pm open on Tuesday’s and Thursday’s and 7:00pm-9:00pm open on Tuesday’s for practice**

Come join the Spartan Dischords in Traverse City as we sing your favorite pop songs and holiday classics.

January 9th, 7:30 p.m. at Lars Hockstad Auditorium at Central Grade School.

January 10th, 2:00 p.m., matinée show at Lars Hockstad Auditorium at Central Grade School

Tickets are $5 for both concerts. Both shows also feature the MSU Accafellas and the U of M Dicks and Janes!